Does ANYBODY know anyone who actually went blind/whatever those idiot kids said/got eye cancer by having a laser pointed in their eye?

Speaking of eyes, here's a tip. If you ever get something stuck in your eye, the best thing is to blink like a mad man and look like a retard. Do NOT stick your finger in there. Your body has it's natural way of ridding itself of things alien. You sticking your finger in there just pisses it off and it punishes you by giving you eye cancer. That last sentence was a joke and completely not true.

The other day, while fetching coffee for the bossman at work, I was stopped by a fellow who yelled out of his car: "Hey! Is your name Angelo?" I then responded by doing nothing spectacular [in all probability giving him a look that made him feel witty where in reality, he did no such thing to deserve such acclaim]

I thank the people that send me songs on my gmail address. This makes me happy. You know who you are. So. If you want to increase the happiness in my life, i urge you to send me something as soon as you start feeling it. mudasser@gmail.com

In other news, i've decided to become a chocolate connoisseur. So far, i've started on the Lindtt chocolate line and my favourite has to be the Excellence Orange with slivered almonds. It's Dark and bothers you the first time. But like hot sauce, you want just want more and more after the initial hit. [for many, hot sauce is a code word for other, whiter, things]

I've also decided to start a book club. If anyone has any suggestions on what's a good way of running these things, don't be shy and let me know.

On a musical note, these days I'm feeling 'Julie Black - Sweat Of Your Brow' & 'Darine Hadchiti - Eddam El Kel'

On a... bookly note [lol] I am currently reading Alan Eisenstock's 'Ten On Sunday'. The main character is in my humble opinion a bit on the repressed/dense/jock side but nevertheless, does a good job of being believable. and yes, that is an insult to all things Man. It makes me laugh out loud here and there but overall, im waiting for a grand finish/climax that I suspect may not take place.

To finish, some convos:

[anonymous] : yeah, one of my volunteers has a problem
[anonymous] : [name withheld]
[anonymous] : he goes to them
[anonymous] : when is ghusl incumbent on you
[anonymous] : and the kids go, erm i dunno
[anonymous] : and he pulls out durusool fiqh
[anonymous] : and goes
[anonymous] : 'when the male organ is inserted ....'
[anonymous] : and the little kids giggled, but i think most of them were unsure
[anonymous] : and the older one goes, haha, i know what that means
[anonymous] : and [name withheld] retorts, shut the hell up, you don't have a clue
[anonymous] : and he goes, yeah i do, and [name withheld] goes, ok then what's the male organ
[anonymous] : and he goes, 'that's your shit'

Me: yo i busted my palm pilot
Me: the headphone thing was loose
Me: so i open it in hopes of fixing it
Me: but it wont turn on now
AP: well, right now, i'm in a pickle
AP: i don't know whether to approve for trying to be handy
AP: or whether i should disapprove for your dumbness

Comments

Anonymous said…
The law of averages were always on our side and finally Fayez and I just made a shit load of money playing the stocks.

I'm scheduling a trip to the Audi dealer this weekend, you can come too.
Anonymous said…
There is something you can read. How about..'MEN STINK!'
TR-909 said…
shit load = porsche dealer. i think you made ok money. lol.
Raja Pakistani said…
Lol, lmao at the anonymous conversation.
Anonymous said…
hey.. U HAVE to read the new harry potter book that's coming out... 3 more days.. but i guess u should really read the 1st five before u do that.. so get started Mr.! anyways.. another one that stayed with me was "I Never Promised You a Rose Garden"..forget who the author was..but its' good...
quds said…
you should read 'transforming a rape culture'. i would totally join that nerd fest. we can sit in a circle and talk about how your kind have bastardized and manipulated the lives of women in every possible way. and then afterwards, we can all go shave our legs. what a treat.

re: hot sauce code word - DIRTY. i love the lindt store, its such an orgasmic experience. who ever thought they'd capitalize on pleasure? the bastards. have you had their white chocolate truffles? such a heavely goodness. my god.

let me know if you're even in nyc, i'll tell you where to go for the best chocolate orgasm ever.
Hydro Hussla said…
Ahah! Goldi's got a blog! Well, guess I technically did know this before, but didn't realise it was openly listed.

Nice work, but don't smile too much kid.
TR-909 said…
well well well, if it isnt the hydro hussla himself. Well buddy, I got news.

Villanueva is tha man!
Sal said…
"i love the lindt store, its such an orgasmic experience. who ever thought they'd capitalize on pleasure? the bastards. "

ahahah this is why i love qudsia.

hi mudasser. have you shaved your legs today?
quds said…
sal theres a lindt store in cville. we should totally go! mm mmmmm.

and my leg hair growth is funny. sometimes i get lazy and only shave up to my knees. other times, if im wearing a skirt, i'll only take care of the ankle area. other times, i'll get super ambitious and try to wax them. so i have patches with less growth. others with thicker hair. others without. can we say sexy?
TR-909 said…
ordinarily, this is when one is supposed to :gross: out. My response? leg hair is a bitch.
quds said…
why must you gender it?!
Anonymous said…
to me..

bitch= stubborn bastard.

hehe :P
Anonymous said…
it's simple.

bitch = WOMEN's leg hair

stubborn bastard = MEN's Moustache.
TR-909 said…
ahaha. Random. What hate for Men's mustaches. Impressive.
AP said…
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quds said…
i am still number 2. hell ya.
Anonymous said…
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

look up "metrosexual"
AP said…
So you're a closet homo 'hotguy'?

I figure any straight man would leave a link of some sort when making a statement on a blog.
TR-909 said…
hotguy: hahaha. who say's im still in the closet?
AP said…
some jokes are funny.

some topics are just asking to be joked about, like passing gas.

being a faggot however, isn't a jokeable topic.

it's time you listened to me on this one.
Anonymous said…
HotGuy...your an idiot.
Asi said…
LOL @ "that's ur shit"

and yeh, apparently when those weel lil laser thingamajigs came out, some kid pointed it at a bus drivers eye and his eye burst. who knows. load of crap? i dunno, but i still duck em when they're shone my way.

more songs coming ur way.

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