The Terminal: Cute ideas but the execution sucks. Lack of realism in relationships is just nutty (in a bad way). Pretty girls though. Chi Mcbride is fricking in every movie and TV show I See. wtf.

+ = Catherine Zeta Jones (the face, not the acting)
- = How the mexican guy gets married to the hot entrance officer. I mean come on.

Cortical Activity rating: Grande

This one gets 5/10

Meet the Fockers
: Just as funny as its predecessor 'Meet the Parents'(read: not very). Totally overhyped and not worth it. It's shameful watching Robert Deniro play this pathetic role. This 'comedy' is more suited towards middle-aged women.

+ = The girl's dad's RV
- = movie's attempts at comedy

Cortical Activity rating: Tall

This one gets 5.5/10

Mystic River
: Good shit. Sean Penn and Tim Robbins are perfect. Kevin Bacon is kinda weak. Finally a movie that reeks of realism so good it's scary. Boston was the perfect place to do this. Even though it's a bit slow at times, the themes and that last scene with Sean Penn and his wife is too gangsta to not appreciate.

+ = Jimmy Markum's rep in his hood. I mean damn.
- = Can't really say, it's a spoiler.

Cortical Activity rating: Venti

This one gets 8.5/10

i am sam: OK. I got the point of the movie 40 minutes in. The saddest part of the movie is right at the beginning. Poor attempts at getting people to cry are apparent. I thought the plot was a tad too predictable and it drags on. Sean Penn was good, again. Michelle Pfeiffer despite aging is probably one of the most flawless women i've ever seen.

+ = Rita Harrison's house. Now THAT is what I call a mansion.
- = The daughter's smarts. Cute acting, but 7 year olds are dumb.

Cortical Activity rating: Venti

This one gets 6.5/10


Living the good life tip for males by Goldi: Buy and use gum you idiots. What do you think, angels hate garlic and onion breath in the masjid yet you think they're gonna like your stink ass ghetto 'i dont brush my teeth' breath?

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Aishah said…
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AP said…
You forgot the greatest movie of all time, Bad Santa.
quds said…
you flaming metrosexual, you.
Anonymous said…
out of all those, i've only seen mystic river. its slow yes, but the acting isnt forced. i loved it. sean penn was awesome :)

its summer! time to movie it out.
Anonymous said…
i haven't seen any, guy.
dont u feel like crap after wasting your time on crappy movies? i get so pissed when i see a crappy movie.
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quds said…
do you use a facial loofah/pad when scrubbing away at your face? you should. it'll make your pores feel extra clean (and yourself more gay).
TR-909 said…
I scrub the soap on my face. i am a manly man.
Aishah said…
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foozball said…
hi mud. heelllooo avant. i know what you're thinking.
TR-909 said…
greetings fooz.

and my, looks like spam finally got to my comments.
Asi said…
the last tim robbins movie i watched was shawshank redemption.. there's something about him that's cute.. I can't stop watching 'white chicks' at the mo :)

Zeta jones, i agree, pretty face crappy acting.
Squeeky said…
Assalaamu Alaikum :D
Mystic River = excellent

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