I find that a lot of things that I believe in or hold views about make sense only to myself and only in my own head. Try'n explain them to others and things get awkward real quick. What one usually gets is something that sounds awfully sweeping and generalized. Either it'll take ages to explain adequately or it's pretty cryptic to try and explain anyway. But who really is in the wrong here? Is it the exception that one holds a view that cannnot be explained or do most views have that unexplainable quality to them?
One of the better IMHO's i've seen: Scroll down a bit to read truth
The article is nice: The pictures, infinitely better.
I really don't know what to make of this: Bosnian indeed
My brother swears Hatami(the Shia guy) is shaking Bin Laden's hand: I say, check out the guy in the red tie. wow.
More crap my brother sends me: you look hot guys
I call them, the stfu qudsia police: 1, 2, 3
more stfu qudsia police action: this time, in video!
If it isn't the most pathetic man ever. Can you even get a cooler endorsement? : Hell, even George Costanza digs AP & Goldi's way of approval
Quite possible on the funniest things I may ever see in my lifetime: read every bit
Seinfeld
"What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?"
"Kramer, I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks."
"Well, I've been having trouble at home and, uh, I'll work harder. Nights, weekends, whatever it takes."
"No, no, I don't think that's going to do it. These reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be."
"Well, I'm just trying to get ahead."
"I'm sorry, there's just no way that we can keep you on."
"I don't even really work here."
"That's what makes this so difficult."
- Kramer and Mr. Leland, in "The Bizarro Jerry"
"I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win."
"You're not letting him win. He wins 'til you're forty."
"Then what?"
"He still wins, but it's not a blow-out."
- Jerry and George, in "The Nose Job"
Family Guy
[Family is trying to hide from mobsters.]
Peter: Don't worry, I got it all worked out. We'll move to England, huh? Worst they got there is, you know, drive-by... arguments...
[Meanwhile, in England.]
Englishman: I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth?
Jeremy: Why yes, I daresay it is.
Englishman: Oh, let's get him.
[They drive up.]
Englishman: Oh Reginald... I disagree.
[drives off]
Conversations with AP
MSN status: Goldi (praying)
...
AP: mudasser ali praying?
AP: *rubs eyes*
AP: no still there, *rubs eyes harder*
AP: ok there has to be a logical explanation behind this
AP: we have to get a device
AP: which can record the phone call
Me: ok were not FBI agents
AP: no no, its not really that high tech
AP: they sell it at radio shack
AP: and althought buying stuff and returning it after i'm done using them is against my morals and such
AP: the war against faggots must be waged, and it calls for drastic measure
Me: is it haram?
AP: i don't know if its haraam
AP: but i don't think the sahabah's did stuff like that
AP: 'darn it, i need to borrow a camel for the next two days'...'why worry abdullah, that jew merchant has a refund policy'..'subhanallah'
One of the better IMHO's i've seen: Scroll down a bit to read truth
The article is nice: The pictures, infinitely better.
I really don't know what to make of this: Bosnian indeed
My brother swears Hatami(the Shia guy) is shaking Bin Laden's hand: I say, check out the guy in the red tie. wow.
More crap my brother sends me: you look hot guys
I call them, the stfu qudsia police: 1, 2, 3
more stfu qudsia police action: this time, in video!
If it isn't the most pathetic man ever. Can you even get a cooler endorsement? : Hell, even George Costanza digs AP & Goldi's way of approval
Quite possible on the funniest things I may ever see in my lifetime: read every bit
Seinfeld
"What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?"
"Kramer, I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it stinks."
"Well, I've been having trouble at home and, uh, I'll work harder. Nights, weekends, whatever it takes."
"No, no, I don't think that's going to do it. These reports you handed in, it's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be."
"Well, I'm just trying to get ahead."
"I'm sorry, there's just no way that we can keep you on."
"I don't even really work here."
"That's what makes this so difficult."
- Kramer and Mr. Leland, in "The Bizarro Jerry"
"I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win."
"You're not letting him win. He wins 'til you're forty."
"Then what?"
"He still wins, but it's not a blow-out."
- Jerry and George, in "The Nose Job"
Family Guy
[Family is trying to hide from mobsters.]
Peter: Don't worry, I got it all worked out. We'll move to England, huh? Worst they got there is, you know, drive-by... arguments...
[Meanwhile, in England.]
Englishman: I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth?
Jeremy: Why yes, I daresay it is.
Englishman: Oh, let's get him.
[They drive up.]
Englishman: Oh Reginald... I disagree.
[drives off]
Conversations with AP
MSN status: Goldi (praying)
...
AP: mudasser ali praying?
AP: *rubs eyes*
AP: no still there, *rubs eyes harder*
AP: ok there has to be a logical explanation behind this
AP: we have to get a device
AP: which can record the phone call
Me: ok were not FBI agents
AP: no no, its not really that high tech
AP: they sell it at radio shack
AP: and althought buying stuff and returning it after i'm done using them is against my morals and such
AP: the war against faggots must be waged, and it calls for drastic measure
Me: is it haram?
AP: i don't know if its haraam
AP: but i don't think the sahabah's did stuff like that
AP: 'darn it, i need to borrow a camel for the next two days'...'why worry abdullah, that jew merchant has a refund policy'..'subhanallah'

Comments
i think 'device' has to be the fobbiest word EVER! Every time i use it in a sentence it usually ends up in cracked out... "did he use his device?"
"was his device working?" yeah i know im a harami...
this track sucks nigga.
the stfu qudsia police is awesome. i am honored. fuck ya, women can kick ass! even with excessive amounts of clothing on.
irani women make policing sexy.
we are such tools. i shake my fist at the patriarchy.
qudsia: die
qudsia: hey you know that bit about how you open the door and go ladies first and they walk through? One day I wanna do that with one of those 9th floor doors that open towards nothing but the outside.
saima: brb
My comment feels lame after those popcorn-death-threats. bye.
I can always get away with lying, it's always the truth that they raise an eyebrow at. I see ur listening to my welsh cronies. Check out Dekota, too.
wassalam
and yes, i have indeed read enough by that sexist bastard. he's full of shit :)
q: i disagree. being sexist is not a necessary condition for being full of shit.
i meant like, hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go. that sort of thing.
woah.