Maniac Muslim AKA Hamzah Moin AKA Hunkmeister El-MeWantNikahNow. I am officially a fan after the latest update. AP also shares these sentiments and approves: fiqh-a-licious (btw, if you want more Hamzah (and who doesnt), please stay tuned to AP's next picture update as Me and AP hit the McMaster Campus for our weekly thumbs-up approval adventure)
If you needed any more evidence that Scandanavians are a bunch of idiots: moron
I don't know if you can get any cooler than this: Go Persia!
Remember that meteor storm that was going to obliterate all of us? ouch
You wonder where all these moron kids get their islamist ideas about the 'Kuffar'. Wonder no more: An online war for hearts and minds.
Spelling Bee hurts children and is therefore cancelled. This parent sums it up pretty well: What in the HELL is going on with education? Who the Hell are we hiring and allowing to make such pansy decisions? Sorry Kids.
Conversations with AP:
AP: for all this gung ho 'the natives were great wise ppl who were oppressed by the white man' bullshit we learn in school
AP: them indians were fucked up
AP: we're never taught the ugly side of their civlizations
AP: the fact that they practiced infanticide (of females)
AP: chucked out old ppl in the wilderness during times of famine
Me: shit man
AP: yeah
AP: so basically if the deer weren't so plentiful
AP: the ali family would chuck out the grampa
AP: and he'd die
AP: yo i'm watching english patient
AP: the punjabi guy just scored with the ugly white girl
AP: hurray
AP: brown man conquers white woman
AP: hey i had another cool idea
AP: let's get a mail order bride from russia
AP: she can be our blog mascot
Seinfeld:
Jerry on my Plan-B Career
...The Chalk Outline guy's got a good job. Not too dangerous, the criminals are long gone. I guess these are people who wanted to be sketch artists but they couldn't draw very well. "Uh, listen, Jon, forget the sketches, do you think if we left the dead body right there on the sidewalk you could manage to trace around it?"
How does that help them solve the crime? They look at the thing on the ground, "Oh, his arm was like that when he hit the pavement....the killer must have been...Jim."
Family Guy:
Brian: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department.
Chris: That would explain all the gravity.
Peter: Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
Peter: Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no TV? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was nineteen.
Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: If by "read", you mean "imagine the naked lady", then yes.
Currently Addicted to: Bag Pipes - Scotland the Brave
If you needed any more evidence that Scandanavians are a bunch of idiots: moron
I don't know if you can get any cooler than this: Go Persia!
Remember that meteor storm that was going to obliterate all of us? ouch
You wonder where all these moron kids get their islamist ideas about the 'Kuffar'. Wonder no more: An online war for hearts and minds.
Spelling Bee hurts children and is therefore cancelled. This parent sums it up pretty well: What in the HELL is going on with education? Who the Hell are we hiring and allowing to make such pansy decisions? Sorry Kids.
Conversations with AP:
AP: for all this gung ho 'the natives were great wise ppl who were oppressed by the white man' bullshit we learn in school
AP: them indians were fucked up
AP: we're never taught the ugly side of their civlizations
AP: the fact that they practiced infanticide (of females)
AP: chucked out old ppl in the wilderness during times of famine
Me: shit man
AP: yeah
AP: so basically if the deer weren't so plentiful
AP: the ali family would chuck out the grampa
AP: and he'd die
AP: yo i'm watching english patient
AP: the punjabi guy just scored with the ugly white girl
AP: hurray
AP: brown man conquers white woman
AP: hey i had another cool idea
AP: let's get a mail order bride from russia
AP: she can be our blog mascot
Seinfeld:
Jerry on my Plan-B Career
...The Chalk Outline guy's got a good job. Not too dangerous, the criminals are long gone. I guess these are people who wanted to be sketch artists but they couldn't draw very well. "Uh, listen, Jon, forget the sketches, do you think if we left the dead body right there on the sidewalk you could manage to trace around it?"
How does that help them solve the crime? They look at the thing on the ground, "Oh, his arm was like that when he hit the pavement....the killer must have been...Jim."
Family Guy:
Brian: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department.
Chris: That would explain all the gravity.
Peter: Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
Peter: Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no TV? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was nineteen.
Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: If by "read", you mean "imagine the naked lady", then yes.
Currently Addicted to: Bag Pipes - Scotland the Brave
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