I'm sure many of you have visited AP and read about our trip to Cantu/Paramount 6.

Here's what you didn't know/read about the trip (outtakes and quotables):

AP: Hey cool, this book is about MSAs.
AP: ...
AP: All I know about our MSA is that it sucks.

AP: Hey the guy that designed this place must be real smart.
AP: He probably lives in Hollywood and screws hot women.

AP: Ohhh that's Eva Mendez.
AP: Her breasts are weird.

Me: Arif you know that guy?
AP: Ya.
AP: and from the looks of it, he's just returned from a fresh game of Chronic the Hedgehog.

AP: I spent a long time copying and putting this movie info into an email
for you so you can choose which one to watch. But I suppose the email got
lost somewhere in cyberspace like my underwear in the wash.


Read:

Snobby-ass lankans: screw you

McMaster MSA gives blood: you hear that crips?

Colgate sucks: Miracle Brush is what you need

Figthing terror: Civility & Quran in hand

Worst news ever: Star Trek is dead

Speaking of IKEA: unclassy

The Playstation3 isn't here: It's processor is

Internet Explorer is about to get burned: Firefox kicking ass

Qudsia presents you all with this: Just too damn funny


Seinfeld:

"You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
"Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"
"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
- Riley and George, in "The Comeback"

"I'm going with jerk store. Jerk store is the line. Jerk store!"
- George, in "The Comeback"

"I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma."
"I didn't know it was possible to not know that."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Comeback"

Family Guy:

Peter: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.

Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

Peter: I don't want your Mom to worry alright? When she worries she starts saying things like 'I told you so' or 'Stop doing that I'm asleep'.


Currently addicted to: The Killers - Mr. Brightside, Luca Ricci feat Monica Fernandez - Una historia d'amor (Chus and Ceballos remix), Shapeshifters - Lolas Theme (Victor Calderone Mix)

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