The much enjoyed (and controversy inducing) conversations with Arif Patel returns for a second time. Enjoy.
AP: and you did all this with just a taurus?
AP: shit, imagine where you'd get with an SL-600
AP: they'd have to lock their women away
AP: well lesson learned
AP: hide your women, lock your daughters away, cause Mudasser's got a G2 now
(on ratedesi.com)
AP: you're just not jock enough to appreciate this site
AP: what's wrong with the picture?
AP: asides from me
Me: u have glare on ure glasses!
Me: GLARE!
AP: so?
AP: glare is sexy
Me: man, i can make the ugliest guy look sexy
Me: its all about presentation
AP: well, can you present me?
AP: you got to give me a makeover before ryerson
AP: tell you waht
AP: we'll take my dad's debit card, and go on father's day, buy some clothes that spell sophistication
AP: if exams were women, i'd be the world's most notorious serial rapist
AP: we have this phrase with the BLX, we say we raped a test
AP: or in some circumstances, the test may rape us
AP: the physics mid-term exam gang raped nearly the entire class
AP: well i realized
AP: the only reason they come to your blog, is cause they're onto you
AP: if you'd been some really hot blonde chick with size D cups, i'd come to your blog everyday too, not for your humour, but just because
AP: oh yeah, and to read a UTIAS status report, is the epitome of nerd
AP: i have a friend there doing his Ph. D. there, he gave me a copy for free
AP: the paper is so high quality
(on me putting up my picture on ratedesi.com)
AP: ok but give it a shot
AP: i'll give you a 10 everyday
AP: one day we went downtown for this reading fair
AP: and we're walking past this rocker store, one of those neo-nazi places
AP: and as i'm walking
AP: i hear someone come running down the stairs and yell
AP: so i got scared, turned around and got ready to bolt
AP: again another shout, this time, i hear my name
AP: and i'm oh shit, them white people got me now
AP: i don't want to die like that guy in American History X
AP: geometry on monday, i'm scared for that one
AP: i better bring my own vaseline for that exam, cause i'm getting raped
AP: let's negotiate salary and benefits while we're at it
AP: look at us losers
AP: on the net at 4:03 am,
AP: talking about salary benefits
AP: when them people come trying to kill you
AP: you're going to be useless, mr. optometrist
AP: it'll be GPS specialist who might be able to help out
AP: what are you going to do? measure his eyes to death?
AP: oh i forgot to tell you
AP: that day i had the weirdest dream
AP: you were in it, and guess who else?
Me: batman?
AP: no man, that old guy with the mole and the white beard
AP: don't you remembe rhim?
AP: from sarnia?
Me: oh THAT guy
Me: what a character
Me: to blatantly label me a gujrati boy
AP: well she's not obese
AP: she's got a few extra pounds
AP: just a few
AP: brings contrasting element to the relationship
Me: i dont care, infact, i like my woman to have some meat on them
AP: yeah see
AP: besides, she's a cheerleader so she's into that fitness thing
AP: it'll work itself off
AP: hey one day, when i'm smuggling illegal weapons guidance systems
AP: you want to be on my security force?
AP: ok, you can be chief of security operations
AP: yes yes
AP: and when you say something, i'll retort with a comment like, "Last time I checked, I paid you to run my security division, not your mouth."
Currently Addicted to: Martin's Apple Cocktail (kills apple juice)
AP: and you did all this with just a taurus?
AP: shit, imagine where you'd get with an SL-600
AP: they'd have to lock their women away
AP: well lesson learned
AP: hide your women, lock your daughters away, cause Mudasser's got a G2 now
(on ratedesi.com)
AP: you're just not jock enough to appreciate this site
AP: what's wrong with the picture?
AP: asides from me
Me: u have glare on ure glasses!
Me: GLARE!
AP: so?
AP: glare is sexy
Me: man, i can make the ugliest guy look sexy
Me: its all about presentation
AP: well, can you present me?
AP: you got to give me a makeover before ryerson
AP: tell you waht
AP: we'll take my dad's debit card, and go on father's day, buy some clothes that spell sophistication
AP: if exams were women, i'd be the world's most notorious serial rapist
AP: we have this phrase with the BLX, we say we raped a test
AP: or in some circumstances, the test may rape us
AP: the physics mid-term exam gang raped nearly the entire class
AP: well i realized
AP: the only reason they come to your blog, is cause they're onto you
AP: if you'd been some really hot blonde chick with size D cups, i'd come to your blog everyday too, not for your humour, but just because
AP: oh yeah, and to read a UTIAS status report, is the epitome of nerd
AP: i have a friend there doing his Ph. D. there, he gave me a copy for free
AP: the paper is so high quality
(on me putting up my picture on ratedesi.com)
AP: ok but give it a shot
AP: i'll give you a 10 everyday
AP: one day we went downtown for this reading fair
AP: and we're walking past this rocker store, one of those neo-nazi places
AP: and as i'm walking
AP: i hear someone come running down the stairs and yell
AP: so i got scared, turned around and got ready to bolt
AP: again another shout, this time, i hear my name
AP: and i'm oh shit, them white people got me now
AP: i don't want to die like that guy in American History X
AP: geometry on monday, i'm scared for that one
AP: i better bring my own vaseline for that exam, cause i'm getting raped
AP: let's negotiate salary and benefits while we're at it
AP: look at us losers
AP: on the net at 4:03 am,
AP: talking about salary benefits
AP: when them people come trying to kill you
AP: you're going to be useless, mr. optometrist
AP: it'll be GPS specialist who might be able to help out
AP: what are you going to do? measure his eyes to death?
AP: oh i forgot to tell you
AP: that day i had the weirdest dream
AP: you were in it, and guess who else?
Me: batman?
AP: no man, that old guy with the mole and the white beard
AP: don't you remembe rhim?
AP: from sarnia?
Me: oh THAT guy
Me: what a character
Me: to blatantly label me a gujrati boy
AP: well she's not obese
AP: she's got a few extra pounds
AP: just a few
AP: brings contrasting element to the relationship
Me: i dont care, infact, i like my woman to have some meat on them
AP: yeah see
AP: besides, she's a cheerleader so she's into that fitness thing
AP: it'll work itself off
AP: hey one day, when i'm smuggling illegal weapons guidance systems
AP: you want to be on my security force?
AP: ok, you can be chief of security operations
AP: yes yes
AP: and when you say something, i'll retort with a comment like, "Last time I checked, I paid you to run my security division, not your mouth."
Currently Addicted to: Martin's Apple Cocktail (kills apple juice)
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