Hip-Hop Hero SHIREA is as Rare as they come

The other day, I spent a rather unusual amount of time scanning the Isles of Titles (University Bookstore). It wasn't so much that I was doing so before Staats (that I spent half-asleep) that was odd, it was more the fact that I hadnt done this sort of thing since the days when my parents used to drop us off at the library for book reconaissance missions. It was a deja-vu of sorts. Me, looking rather thoughtful and semi-intelligent looking and browsing through big fat books (knowing full well I'd never read any of them) impressing passers-by with a series of 'hmmm's and 'interesting's. It's a shame I didnt fully appreciate the comedy of the situation at the time, or else I would've gone a step further and actually purchased a piece of literature just to impress the checkout girl. Now THAT would've been impressive.

It's rather funny how most of the intelligent things I say end up in MSN conversations. For proof's sake, heres some wisdom from Moulana Dumbass Goldi:

'Even my sister admits im more pretty'
'I just bought Crouching Dragon and Hidden Dragon '
'Dont say uh-uh like that, it makes me feel dissed'
'Is vain the same as ghuroor wala?'
'Pakistan is in deep doodoo'
'i just BOMBED stats'
'i bombed bio too'
'i ate beef'
'wife with kids with no job = no fun'
'my parents are gonna raise my kids'
'me and my girlfriend will be out goofing off a lot'
'ghetto can mean (like from the streets) (also, poorly made (ghetto phone) ie. reminds them of poverty/welfare streets) (broken up and in crap shape)'
'I LIVE IN BOONIES'
'ALLAH LOVES ME'
'ill tell u the day i become smart, just promise not to tell anyone'
'dont be fooled by the inner child, he can be ridiculously mature when he wants'
'take that dummy inner child!'
'u just havent seem me smile, ouch!, now thats some ugliness'
'i dont mind being fat and big, makes me feel like a man'

(ok, they're not all intelligent)