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Signs that the apocalypse is upon us:

Your Imam wears Air Force 1's.
Your Imam macks the checkout counter girls.
Your Imam has msn messenger.
Your Imam has desiPrincess786 on his msn contacts.
You also have desiPrincess786 in your msn contacts.
Your Imam can dunk on you.
You have a bigger beard than the Imam. You have a goatie.
Your Imam has 'In Da Club' as his ringtone.

You see your local imam chillin at the movies.
When an alleged Hafiz shows up to a wedding drunk.
When your sheikh tells you that you can eat non zabiha chicken because "they have very small necks"
The imam mentions 'biatch' in his khutba as words we shouldnt use.
You catch the Imam and the leader of the mosque's Women's association in a movie theater holding hands.
You catch the Imam and the leader of the mosque's Men's association in a movie theater holding hands.